I am trying to post twice a week, once during the weekdays and once on the weekends. Here's my early weekend post:
Me: Hey Jeremiah, did you know there are DRAGONS in the bible?
Jeremiah: What?!
Me: What do you mean 'what'--you wrote about it yourself!
Jeremiah: No I didn't.
Me: "and i will make jerusalem heaps, and a den of dragons"
Jeremiah: ...well I didn't mean it literally!
Jeremiah: ...you're not going to put dragons in your comic book...are you?
Me: You want me to take them out...? But it's so boring already. No one would read it.
Jeremiah: hey!
Me: Sorry...just sayin'.
Me: I just think dragons would spice it up a bit.
Jeremiah: Well, I don't think I would like it.
Me: Well, you don't have to like it--
Me: --you just have to not get eaten by one.
Jeremiah: Thanks a lot.
Me: Woooooooo! And
GIANTS too!
Me: I wonder if I can fit in the talking donkey!
Me: Oh wait, that's already been done.
Me: Stupid
Shrek!
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